i wonder how many ponytails i can put in my hair
i can put 25 ponytails in my hair
i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone
relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead
my brother once accidentally locked himself in a dog cage and starting snapchatting photos for help till my mum and dad had to drive over and free him
did I fail to mention my brother is a 25 year old man
I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”
This sums up my life pretty well
How can you think that any of this was easy
With all the friends I've lost along the way?
when this is over, we’re all getting older now.
do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while
What are you so afraid of!?
I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle
it got better
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this nigga is hackysacking smoke.